Melted Butter Goes Good with Crab

Yesterday, I came home from school and saw a bottle of junk on the table. I drank some, and BINGO! I wasn’t there anymore. I went to school the next morning, and when the teacher was taking the count, she got down to me, and I said, “Here.” She said, “Who said that”? I said, “I did”. “Who’s I she said”. I said “me”. She said, “And who is me”? And I said, “The kid who is talking to you.” And so the teacher gave up and said, “All right, class, and the little smart aleck, the first thing we’re going to do is...” “What”? I asked. The teacher said, “Who is interrupting me”? I said, “me”. And then she said, “Leave the room”. I said, “No,” and then I got a can of her ink off the desk and poured it on my best friend’s desk, and spilled it on his pants. And I said, “Ha-ha, take that.”

I went to dinner and saw my friend again. They were serving crab with melted butter.And right in the middle of dinner, I got a live crab and put it in my friend’s lap, and then I got melted butter and poured it in his lap and said, “Melted butter goes good with crab”.

Scott Wells

3rd Grade / 1980

10 years old